Harper has some little stomach bug. She's been pooping weird poo for 3 days now. On a positive note, she has been taking her morning nap in her crib, yay! This morning I took her upstairs and nursed her, all the while hearing what sounded like dishes being done downstairs. I got her all settled and went down to find that Mason was trying to do some dishes with a half of a big bottle of Dawn Ultra Concentrated. I need to throw in all those details because the ultra concentrated part makes a huge differnce. I still am feeling soapy residue on all the counter tops.
After about the sixth diarrhea poop I decided poor little girl should get a tub to soothe her little bum. I got in with her and she pooped sick diarrhea poop everywhere. I am pretty non-phased by the whole puke/ poop thing, but this, this was just nasty! I showered myself off thankyouverymuch.
After all was said and done, it was time to get both kids to take the afternoon nap. Mason went down without a hitch. I started feeding Harper and she passed out immediately. I was just about to move her when the doorbell rings, the dog goes ape and I am ready to ream some ass. Oh, Harper woke up too so the whole winding down thing needed to be started over. Damn homeschooled neighbor boy wanted cans, CANS!
So cut me some slack today. Yes I am feeding her, yes those are my PJs and no I haven't brushed my teeth. . . still haven't! Wanna come over and give Mama a kiss...
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Awww...hope Harper's feeling better soon! (And you guys still look adorable, despite the day's insanity.)
Girl!!! My day was so bad I couldn't even blog in detail!!!! I hear ya though!!
Love the striped PJ pants. It's so funny that Harper is looking at the camera. Too cute.
I did vote for you because you CAN vote for more than one in each category.
Thanks Lucky Gem- Old Navy!
Ms. Mamma- Thanks! It is still not letting me vote at all!
Ok, I totally love the pants! That is still a good pic of you and, of course, a good pic of Harper (as if she could take a bad one). I wish I could look that good after going through all that.
I hope poor Harper is feeling better soon. Alyssa had one of those little bugs a couple of weeks ago and it was not fun.
Your writing style always makes me laugh :) Totally honest, and brutally real. Love it. (Seriously, sometimes my husband comes into my office when he hears me laughing my butt off...and then realizes I'm checking out your blog)
Anyhooooooooz...I hope Harper's feeling better. Mason doing the dishes with Dawn Ultra Concentrated is hilarious...and too darn cute! I say this, because when I was his age, and my mom was putting my younger brother to nap, I was cleaning the kitchen floor with a WHOLE can of Ajax (in powdered form). I couldn't understand why my mom was so pissed! I said, "Look Ma! I'm helping you!" and she finally smiled and said, "Uhh..Yes, dear" and ended up cleaning up the kitchen floor because it was COVERED with white powder. How sweet of Mason to want to help Mommy! ;)
i happen to think that's a darn sweet pic. i hope harper is feeling better.
love this idea for the self-portrait for 7 days. maybe i'll try it sometime.
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Your pajama pants make me happy when skies are gray.
You and Harper both look fabulous. And count me in on LOVING your PJ pants. I would wear them all the time, too....even on good days.
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