Dear Pumpkin Smasher,
I hope you got off smashing our neighborhood pumpkins. I hope you pulled a muscle in your back in the process of breaking our 40 lb. pumpkin. I hope you are embarrassed when you can't "perform" with your pubesent nasty little girlfriend. I hope she tells your whole class about you. Waahhh! Karma is a bitch. Best Wishes and Happy Halloween!
Toodles!
About Me
- AnnieM
- I am a SAHM of 2. I sometimes think I should call myself "working at home" because hot damn, his job is work! I am married to a man who likes to be called "Pedro". Mason is my 4 year-old and Harper is nearly 2. The Glam side of me loves to shop, get pedicures and expensive purses. The Granola side of me believes in natural childbirth, tandem nursing and my hot pink Birkenstocks. Stay tuned and watch my crazy life unfold...
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