Monday, January 15, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm naughty.

My fine is...$495.60

I guess I was a naughty girl at one time. This one is really fun, play along...
What's your raunch factor? Let's put a dollar value on that!

Here’s how it works:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get going!

* Smoked pot — $10
* Did acid — $5
* Ever had sex at church — $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
* Had sex for money — $100
* Vandalized something — $20
* Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
* Beat up someone — $20
* Been jumped — $10
* Crossed dressed — $10
* Given money to stripper — $25
* Been in love with a stripper — $20
* Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
* Ever drive drunk — $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
* Used toys while having sex — $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
* Went skinny dipping — $5
* Had sex in a pool — $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
* Cheated on your significant other — $10
* Masturbated — $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
* Done oral — $5
* Got oral — $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
* Stole something — $10
* Had sex with someone in jail — $25
* Made a nasty home video — $15
* Had a threesome — $50
* Had sex in the wild — $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
* Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
* Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
* Went streaking — $5*
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
* Been arrested — $5
* Spent time in jail — $15
* Peed in the pool — $0.50
* Played spin the bottle — $5
* Done something you regret — $20
* Had sex with your best friend — $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
* Had anal sex — $80
* Lied to your mate — $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Seriously, how did my number get so high? I swear I have never had sex for money, but that's all I'm sayin'.
Tally it up and Title it…"My Fine Is…"
Do it, you just might shock yourself. Then, let me know so I can check yours out and I don't have to feel so naughty all by my lonesome. Chop, chop...


Ms. Mamma said...

I'm relieved, but then there is Chrissy who is supposedly over $600! Hmmmmmm...

Chrissy121875 said...

LOL :) I am so relieved to see your fine. Mine was $605.60 :( I didn't think I was that bad though :( I even checked and re-checked with my calculator 4 times just to make sure. Hubby was surprised because I'm totally not that type of least not now, anyway! ;)

PS. MsMamma's and CuriosityKiller's fines make me feel almost criminal! LOL! ;) It's a good thing we didn't have to admit or disclose which ones we did!!! Now that would have been even more embarrassing!

Ms. Mamma said...

Chrissy, go and see Dino's score. Almost $700 big ones, so you're off the hook.

Chrissy121875 said...

LOL! Thanks, MsMamma! Yeeeeehaw! Thank you Dino!! ;)

Love Bears All Things said...

My fine is $295.

Lucky Gem said...

$375.50 for me. Whoa, you must be naughty!! LOL

BlueGoddess said...

Well I guess that makes mine the highest so far. It was $745.60. And no I have not done all of the items on the list.

Christy J said...


Is that bad? LMAO!

AnnieM said...

WooHoo! Keep'em coming!

Bear-you must be a saint!

Blue Goddess-go straight to church, do not pass, go! Just kidding. I haven't been in a church in years. This is fun isn't it?

Lucky Gem -I think that is a good number. I had fun in college. That's all I'm sayin'!

Christy- "Is that bad?" is not the question. More appropriate, "Was it fun?" is more like it. ;)

Rachel said...

Whew! Mine is only $350.50, which is not low, but still.

What The Hell Is This? said...

Wow.. mine is 545.60... lol.. so, you are ok.. well, I think you are.

Pedro said...

$620, yikes!

tri_hard said...

Mine was 290.50
I guess now I have some things to work for!! Thanks for sharing. Was fun.

Margarita said...


Silly Hily said...

Once a prude...always a prude. Damnit, I'm still the lowest. $280.50. My number tells you two things.
1) I'm so freakin' boring.
2) Yes, I've peed in a pool.

Margarita said...

So Hilary pointed out that I didn't post my amount on my last comment.


I'm such a whore.

Mama C-ta said...

OMG OK I totally didn't understand at first. I thought you were saying you did ALL those things! Sex for money? Phew.

Now that I understand, my fine is: $515.60. The anal got me ;) Come on, you wanted to know.

AnnieM said...

Kudos to Mamac-ta, the only one who will say it. Those of us with high numbers, it because of the anal. Oh Howard Stern would be so proud...
Margarita- high, but not the highest you little tramp you!

Ms. Mamma said...

Well, Annie...there are those who have had threesomes AND gone to work drunk which totals more than $80 for anal..

That Chick Over There said...

Oh, I love it! I'm totally stealing it from you. I'll give you credit of course! :)

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