Friday, March 07, 2008

Smart? I think not.

There is one thing that I pride myself on, I don't feed my kids hotdogs, ever. Never have, never will. It's not really a snobbish thing at all. I do damage in other ways like letting them eat sugary cereals, too many processed foods and having the TV on way too much. Oh yeah, and bathing them in Purell. But by God, I'll never intentionally feed them lips and assholes. I try to not be crazy about it. Mason has definately had a few in his life. Usually, going to some child friendly event means hotdogs for kids, so if Mason wants to eat a hotdog, he eats a hotdog and I don't think much about it.

I few weeks ago I came across this idea. Really, does it get any cuter? I knew it was something I wanted to make for my kids. So today we went to the store and picked up some hotdogs. Because I hate to break a tradition, I wouldn't buy hot dogs or even turkey dogs. Instead I bought Smart Dogs. Boy, if that wasn't the dumbest thing ever. I eat plenty of meat substitutes. But these? These were hideous.

I plated them up all cute on a plate of cheesy noodles. Mason beamed when he saw it. It was adorable just like I hoped. He dug right in and once he took a bite of the octopus, the record screeched. He had a look of horror and he was done eating. I tasted a bite of the meat scented gelatin and It was pretty bad. I offered it to our chubby little pug and he backed up like he was being assaulted.

It was a four dollar waste, but you know what? I could really eat a hot dog with relish on it right now. What can I say, every now and then you've gotta indulge right? Does anyone smell a hypocrit?

11 comments:

TriHard said...

i am with Mason. Those smart dogs are nasty!!! you are such a good mom for trying out all those fun things...

That Chick Over There said...

I'm totally grossed out by hotdogs, so I'm with you.

Pedro said...

I like diggity dogs.

Wenderina said...

THIS? made me laugh so hard. Sometimes reading the labels is just not a good idea. Go with the original, with the relish, it hasn't killed most of us yet.

AnnieM said...

Laura- Thanks! Dumb dogs.

Chick- No lips and a-holes for you. Smart lady.

Pedro-Weirdo.

Wenderina- I just might. Sam's Club actually has really good ones. I get maybe one a year. I think I am due...

IndyWilsons said...

You crack my sh*t up. I read this one aloud to Tim. I'm a huge fan of all beef kosher dogs. :)

Charm School Reject said...

When hotdogs are good, they're really good but when they're bad, they're really bad! Go for an all beef Kosher's Best Chicago Style. Seriously. It's like a little party in your mouth.

Rachel said...

I just try not to think about what's in them when my kids (and myself) are eating them.

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LOL! Cute post! You are tooooo funny! Love reading your posts! You always crack me up!

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