Monday is off with a bang!! In the two hours since the boy woke up, he has managed to:
1. unplug and spill the oil from a wall scented plug in. The smell is making me want to puke even after bath.
2.play "matchbox cars" on the carpet with the potatoes I made him for breakfast.
3. suck Lysol out of the rag in the bucket used to clean up from 1. and 2. (hopefully calling poison control isn't the next thing added to my Monday agenda)
Oh yeah the dog barfed the contents of three meals too! It's OK though, Lysol bucket was already prepared from above activities! Ahhhhh the joys of being a stay-at-home-mom!