Thursday, November 10, 2005

There is a Warrant for my Arrest!

Seriously, I am sure they could charge me with something, I was definitely a smart-ass. It went something like this:

Cop trying to make $: "Hi is this Mrs. ****?"

Me: "Yes it is."

C: "Hi, I am Officer 'Douchebag' and I know that you want to help keep your neighborhood safe, right?"

Me: "Yup! But I don't have money to give you!"

C: " It is only $15.00 and you get a decal too. I'll even give you a couple of weeks to save up. . . I'll take an extra coffee break in your honor!?"

(bite your tongue Ann. . . Seriously! But, he didn't just say that he'd take an extra coffee break on my account did he? I've never been very good at holding back what I really think, so. . . )

Me: "Will you stop at Krispy Kreme in my honor too?"

C: " You are out of control! Will you donate?"

Me: "No Thanks!"

C: "Bye."

So I am sure he is looking up my record as we speak. Life goes on, even if I am looking over my shoulder for the next 5 years waiting to be arrested!


Christy J said...

When I told Justin said "she's funny as hell!"

YOU CRACK MY ASS UP!!!!!! That is so freakin funny!

Ms. Mamma said...

They can be such blowbags...especially when they're pushing the yellow garbage bags! They are so mystified that you couldn't possibly want to buy a box for $75! Pigler-pies... Next time ask him if he'd send you a photo of his penis ala Augusten Burroughs(author and telemarketer hater).

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