Seriously, I am sure they could charge me with something, I was definitely a smart-ass. It went something like this:
Cop trying to make $: "Hi is this Mrs. ****?"
Me: "Yes it is."
C: "Hi, I am Officer 'Douchebag' and I know that you want to help keep your neighborhood safe, right?"
Me: "Yup! But I don't have money to give you!"
C: " It is only $15.00 and you get a decal too. I'll even give you a couple of weeks to save up. . . I'll take an extra coffee break in your honor!?"
(bite your tongue Ann. . . Seriously! But, he didn't just say that he'd take an extra coffee break on my account did he? I've never been very good at holding back what I really think, so. . . )
Me: "Will you stop at Krispy Kreme in my honor too?"
C: " You are out of control! Will you donate?"
Me: "No Thanks!"
So I am sure he is looking up my record as we speak. Life goes on, even if I am looking over my shoulder for the next 5 years waiting to be arrested!