Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Puffy Lips and Noses.

Seriously, am I the only one who at the end of pregnancy gets a fat nose and puffy lips? Weird, yes. Attractive, no. So on with the updates. Yesterday I saw my midwife who had gave me a full exam and guess what? One centimeter dilated and 50% effaced and straight from her mouth,"The head is way down there." So that explains the shooting pains in my hoo-ha. I am ready to be done and sleep even less than I am now.

For all who were wondering about the dogs wiener, and I know their are a ton of you, Mason has stopped touching it. We may have confused him, but the dogs penis needed a break. Pedro decided to tell him that there was poop on it. So, whenever he touching it Pedro would freak out a little and say, "Gross there is poop on there, quick, lets wash you hands!" And it worked like a charm. He hasn't touched the poopy wiener in over a week.

And last but not least, anyone up for a little contest?
How about a due date and size of Baby Sister.
I need a little encouragement these days. Let the bidding begin...

10 comments:

Silly Hily said...

I say September 12 (sorry) and 8 lbs. 4 oz.

Oh, and my whore of an ex-sister-in-law? Her nose always got puffy and big once she got close to delivering.

Christy J said...

Um.. I think the poopy pecker may even be grosser!!! hhahaha!!!!!!!
Check out expectnet.com you can set up polls, it is pretty cool

AnnieM said...

So far, boomkiss is my favorite answer.

Hilary do you think being a whore has something to do with a fat nose? Just wondering if you are trying to tell me something.

And Christy, poopy pecker grosser than what, my fat nose?

God you guys can be bitches! Or could I be over sensitive...:)hahaha

Christy J said...

NO! Grosser than him playing with his pecker...

If his pecker was poopy... where has it been?
And I totally would have no idea what you freakin nose looks like, you live like 18 states away and NEVER post pics!!!!

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAH!

BlueGoddess said...

Yeah I got the puff face thing too when I was close to delivery. I think it is pretty common. I kind of hope it is so that my sister who is pregnant now will get that way. She deserves a little humility.

Pedro said...

I say Sunday morning (the 3rd), 7lbs 8oz.

Silly Hily said...

HA! No, I was not trying to tell you something. :-)
She was just the only person I could think of that got a puffy nose.

Christy J said...

I'll go ahead and guess Fin's b-day and 7lb 6oz

Mama C-ta said...

Before I was pregnant I always saw the fat nose and kept thinking "am I really going to get that?" But I'm sure yours is NOT like that!

I'm saying 9/6 and 8lb 3 oz. What do I get if I win :)

Ms. Mamma said...

6lbs. 9oz. on lucky number 7.