Friday, April 21, 2006

TMI times 10!

If you can't take talk about girlie parts...see ya!

Today we began our day as normal: Mike gets ready for work, inserts a fresh piece of gum into his mouth, and he is out the door. Have I mentioned that my son LOVES gum. It is a great plug too when he is having one of those extra whiney days too. So anyway, today when Mike ate gum, Mason needed some too. Never mind that it is 7:45 in the morning. He got his wish! Somewhere during the 8:00 hour I decided it was time for the boy to have a bath. I put him in the bath tub with all his toys, left the door opened and let him play while I picked up. (Can you see where this is going? Just wait, you have no idea!) I went to finish giving him his scrub down, took him out, and got him dressed for the day.

About a half an hour later I decided I should really get ready since I had a few errands to run today. But, we had plans for tonight so I want to be "fresh" for the night. You know, fresh hair and make-up, a rarity these days. So I made a compromise with myself. I'd just quick jump in Mason's bath water and wash the parts that needed to be washed. I don't think I need to go into detail about the "parts" you are girls, you know. And the whole thing about reusing bath water, bah, he's my son and he has pooped on me before. . .It doesn't gross me out in the least. So to my quick under-carriage scrub turned disastrous! I found gum in my pubes! Yes, a wad of gum clumped into my pubes from my gum addicted 2-year old. After a few minutes of trying to remove it, and brainstorming how the hell I would be getting it out, I gave up and got the scissors. A clump of my girlie hair is gone.

I debated whether or not I wanted to write about this. I mean, it is definitely TMI, but who has this shit happen to them? Oh yeah, I do! This is my crazy bazaar life, WELCOME!

11 comments:

Ms. Mamma said...

Awwww, Anja, that is just too funny! There is a sunny side to everything, now you ARE minty fresh or fresh and fruity! Very funny!

Christy J said...

OMG, Just shave that shit off and be done with it. HAHA!!!

Lotus said...

And that's why a brazilian wax is good to have. Nothing makes for softer skin.

It's a good lesson, though, to always be wary of what lurks in the water.

Ms. Mamma said...

Hey, I called your house and you were in the shower...whoever answered the phone(Um, I don't think it was Pedro) thought I was on crack. I told him to tell you what you experienced was a 'polish brazilian'. I personally don't think I could stand the real brazilian, so I'm with Christy J, just shave that shit off!

AnnieM said...

Heidi- it was my DAD! Hilarious though! I had told my Mom earlier, so she had probably already told him.

Christy-I am not into 8 year-old girl bare. Been there, meh. I prefer the triange landing-strip. So I didn't have muck to work with anyway.

Aren't you glad you all tune in...you learn so much about me! ;)

Lotus said...

I'm totally with you on the triangle. There's something kinda creepy about looking like a prepubescent girl.

Silly Hily said...

Bwaa-haa-haaa! Now that was some funny shit to come back to. I ended up shaving everything once I hit month 8 of pregnancy I think b/c I couldn't see shit anyway. Honey, it grows back. :-)

lizziep901 said...

Holy crapola! What a way to start my Monday......learning about the shaving patterns of my internet compadres. lol
Well.....since you all shared.....I go between the "shave that shit off" and the "landing strip."
Works for me! (And Justin doesn't complain either!) lol

Shell said...

That is just too funny. Tis a good laugh, try mohawkin' it.
Funny Heid about the 'polish brazilian'

Mama C-ta said...

LOLOLOL! WTF?? See, I knew there was a reason to go brazillian

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