Wednesday, June 28, 2006

How would you respond???

Yesterday was the day that all women dread. How do I put it without sounding like a complete sex-crazed pervert?...Mason found this one thing that I have in my top drawer that umm, buzzes. Whatever, Mason found my purple vibrator.

We were getting ready to meet some friends at the park. Mason was dressed and ready to go, but I was picking up the kitchen quick before we left. Apparently I wasn't moving fast enough because Mason went into my bedroom and was going to grab me some clothes to throw on, the same thing he does with my shoes when he wants to go outside and play. I was wiping down the kitchen counters when Mason walks into the kitchen holding "it".

"Mama what's that?" he asks.

"Oh My God!" was the first thing that came out of my mouth. Then I grabbed it out of his hands, fast!

"That's a candle." A candle. A candle? Where the hell did I pull that object from?

Apparently I was on the fly and couldn't think of anything else to call it. I guess it did the trick because he never asked anymore about it. Now I just thank God that I was home alone with him and my in-laws weren't over or something!


lizziep901 said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!! Looks to me like you need a better hiding place, sister!!!!!??? A taller drawer?? A lock box?? Thank goodness no one was there. I don't think THEY would have gone with your candle story.

AnnieM said...

Hey Lizzie, I think you were the only brave soul to even comment on such a taboo topic. After the fact, I thought it was pretty freakin hilarious too!

BlueGoddess said...

Ya know, my son has found mine a few times. He calls it my toy. And every time I think I need a better place to put it. But oh, well.

BlueGoddess said...

I like the lockbox idea.

Silly Hily said...

As always, that bitch lizziep901 stole what I was going to say which was Bwaaaa-haaaaa-haaaaaaaa!!!!
I am supposed to be working but I could not help from literally laughing out loud on that one. I would say, thanks Mason if I get fired but Annie, it's your fault too b/c "a candle?" HAAAAAA!

lizziep901 said...

Taboo, shmabooo!!! If you have a vagina and you don't own a vibrator, then you need to get one. Best investment you will ever make. And if you are too scared to go to your local "fun" shop to get one, email me and I will direct you to a site where you can buy them discreetly online. I will even recommend a few of my faves. lmao!!!!

AnnieM said...

You Girls Rock! I seriously love you guys.

"If you have a vagina and you don't have a vibrator, then you need to get one!" --LP

Nothing to say but classic, just classic. That quote will be written down somewhere, not sure where, but somewhere.

lizziep901 said...

Thank you. Thank you very much.
i re-read my comment and realize that I sound a little "vibrator obsessed."

It's b/c I am.

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