Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Pimps and Ho's Welcome!

Alright, I have been hesitating on writing this, because I really don't want it to come across the wrong way BUT. . .
. . .I have this neighbor. He is very cute, 54, in exceptional physical shape, and owns one of the nicest houses on our block. He is the director of the home furniture department at a nice department store downtown. He also has his own business of selling window treatments. Yes, he is gay. He has a partner who he has had for years, and they spend every weekend together at my neighbors house. He is the nicest guy and has been nothing but awesome to have as a next door neighbor. There have been rumors that this guy, we'll call him D, has another business as well.
Now this is where things get fishy. Rumors suck and I hate to be a part of them, but as much as I hate them, I still listened. It is said that D is a male escort, ahem, to put it nicely. So with that being said, yikes! When we first heard about this, Pedro and I were in complete denial. "He is way to professional to have a side job". . .or is he? Lately, things next door have been making me seriously question myself.
  • about 5 different men frequent D's house on a weekly basis. but I have friends who stop by weekly.
  • of these men, there are a couple who do drive by after drive by, as if waiting for him to get home. if I go to a friends house and her car is not there, I'd probably keep going.
  • these men never stop over if the well-known partner is there. maybe they don't get along with the partner???
  • these other men never stay more than an hour, ever! Oh God, I know I am a chatty Kathy, but come on, don't most people visit longer than an hour occasionally?
  • some of these men leave with seriously flushed cheeks. yup, they're doing the nasty, then going home to they're families. eeeewwww!

Ok, so am I wrong here? Am I over-reacting? What I really want to know is, "Do I have a homosexual whore house next door?" Because eeeww, no one wants to live next to that, or am I prudish?

Now, with that being said, I am in no way bothered by the gay lifestyle. In fact, some of the people closest to me happen to be gay. Great, fine , fantastic! And lets be realistic here, I straight whore house would be just as gross, if not grosser, no? So let me know how it sounds to you, puh-leez, prove me wrong.

*Any gay bashing comments will be deleted immediately. Just be nice, OK?

8 comments:

Ms. Mamma said...

You never know... certain types of people LOVE to gossip, gossip, gossip. But Pedro did spy some interesting tv over there, no? All from the comfort of your own living room. YIKES! That's really the only thing that would bother me, if Sufer Boy saw something he just shouldn't be seeing. Otherwise he really has done nothing of concern, he just seems to have freaky friends. You could put up a 20ft privacy fence...

Ms. Mamma said...

ps...Maybe they do certain types of drugs together and said partner does NOT approve or indulge? I mean it could even be steroids. You are cool to assume the best...don't give in to the chatty C's!

Christy J said...

Ok... there was so a show on Oprah about this. Actually, maybe it was drugs, I dunno. If there are cars coming and staying for 3-8 minutes, and several diferent cars a day... I forget, anyways I just had a flashback.

Maybe he is just cheating with several different men, I dunno.

Shell said...

Why is it that all the HOT, FASHIONABLE guys seem to be the gay ones??!?!

Silly Hily said...

I think I would be a little concerned also. Not really concerned b/c nothing he is doing would be harming me BUT if it's drugs or a whore house (straight or gay) then YES, I would have a problem with that being next door to my home. BUT, what can you do? Sorry! I hope it's all nothing.

Melinda said...

Make friends with him...LOL. I am still searching for my gay guy friend! Then Get all the juice :) LOL Came through to you from Mama, Like your blog, Excited i found another SAHM of a kid around my youngest!!

Eric Garcia said...

Something is going on over there. It does sound like he has a nasty litle service going on. This should not be happening next door to your family( straight or gay) IF it continues, I would call the authorities. Be sure though. Do a google search on this guy and do your homework. Maybe you will find out something about him that you need to know. Anyways, good luck.

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